Jane squealed in surprise and Jessica glanced over at her.“Andrew!” Jessica protested, glancing around to see if there was any traffic. Andrew withdrew his arm, but before she could do anything, his right arm came through the gap and cupped Jessica’s right breast. It was her turn to squeal, and the car wobbled as she gripped the steering wheel hard and shifted it slightly. “Behave!”“Yes, ma’am!” He pulled his arm back, then snaked his left through again to fondle his aunt. This time, after playing with her breast for a moment, he maneuvered it inside her top, and was able to reach her distended nipple. Jane moaned and slumped in her seat as he toyed with her tit. “I think Aunt Jane is happy with my behavior.”“Oh, God!” she moaned, as counterpoint.Andrew pulled his arm back and switched sides again. This time his mother was prepared, and though she protested, he didn’t stop. In fact, like with his aunt, he slipped his hand inside her dress, to fondle a big tit.“Stop! Andrew, we might. As we are carrying her casket out to the hearst, it slipped out of our hands and began to tumble downhill. We started to chase after it, but it was moving too fast to stop it.On the way down the hill I ran into a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist: “Do you have something to stop this coffin?”A bit of British Humor... I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not.
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